Stay still. Shut up.
That computer is running an XK-15 processor! But that’s not even supposed to exist yet. I want one.
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
David Tennant’s appendectomy scar for fiftysevenacademics because nobody should have a dash with no David.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
"When you do have your downtime, how on earth do you relax?" (x)
posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.04 “Listen”
▬ “Because I need to know”
Okay, real talk, if there was nothing actually ‘under the bed’ then what the fuck was that thing under the blanket in Rupert’s room?!
Dancing bears, painted wings. Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings. Once upon a December.